Set in the 18th century. Marilyn Jess is Patinette, the maid at a mansion where there are four young noble ladies. The young ladies are sex mad. In the first scene one of them stops Marilyn from doing the laundry in the stream for a lesbian session on the lawn. Marilyn enters the mansion to find one of the other ladies having sex with a man. And so it goes on, with a heavy emphasis on anal sex. Marilyn peeps on the goings on and is then drawn into them, finally being initiated into anal sex herself.
This German porn movie is about a pretty blonde night-nurse who doesn't need medicine or pills to help her patients get better. What can be more effective than a blowjob and a passionate sex session to put a patient on his legs? Even if this is not enough, a hot group orgy is something that can cure anything!
Hughe de Grand-Mât is a dissolute man who lives in a stately home alone but for his secretary, Joyce (never to be mentioned again). Feeling his death approaching he gathers all his descendants in order to decide who is going to be his heir. (The soundtrack mentions the families being stern and serious but sublime Erika Cool and Siegrid Cellier were definitely not fit to embody that!). Joël is there with his parents and looking forward to meeting his cousin Catherine. When bored Joël goes out and Catherine seems glad to accompany him but ... Strolling alone on the grounds, Joël witnesses his uncle dressed in religious clothes inside his chapel and masturbating while his two female servants are involved with each other and a plastic tool. Joël enters and masturbates too until he faints on the steps leading to the altar.
Dive head first into this erotic escapade, where vacationing couples set sail for ecstasy and a place where their inhibitions are left behind. These travelers have an insatiable hunger for sex, and they show that you don`t need to leave the bedroom to go spelunking in exotic, cavernous regions. Grab your snorkel and prepare yourself for a wet and wild ride!
Jeez, even my hero, Bruce Seven can have a rough go of it when he's working with next to nothing, although this inexpensively made production does have a purpose. This is a textbook example of pulp movie making. The story line, that anyone in possession of a certain glass bauble can have a great sex life, serves only to get from one scene to the next as it changes hands between the various characters. The action in the movie flows like a grocery list. In fact, there ought to be a sticker slapped on the back that reads: "Ingredients: 2 guys/ 1 chick, 2 chicks/1 guy, 2 chicks, guy/girl, solo chick fantasy, (bondage) 2 chicks/2guys/I chick (tied-up)." Even though the sex is plentiful, there are a lot of flabby thighs and the guys look like they'd never get laid if they weren't in adult films. Heard enough? Anyway, I did say this film had a purpose, didn't I? Well, it's like this. Tired of the dumb videos they show on the large screen TV at your local watering hold? Tell the guy with the earring that calls himself a vj to slip this tape on and see if he gets any complaints. This tape is so tame that I think nobody would suspect anything out of the ordinary. If nothing else, the abundance of the sex in this tape could make said bar a little more interesting. Look, I'm getting a little tired of the same, interchangeable, fat-assed secretaries bitching bout their crummy office jobs. Supposed Gil Scott-Heron was wrong when he said "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised?" Where's John Lennon when we need him? WE WANT TO DO IT IN THE ROAD!!!! I'm sorry. I'm getting silly and carried away. What I was trying to say is that the only real thing you want this tape for is to use as ambient video. Relegated to the background it's not so bad. However, to sit there watching this for an hour and a half . . . pleeeeeze! Bruce, baby, get back to the kind of work that makes us proud of you.
